The truth is lots of girls like me. Because, let’s face it, I’m pretty adorable, and my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so…I’m more used to them approaching me.
Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people— Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life… Yeah… I’m sorry. I-I don’t know what to say. I’m so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don’t want a way out? What you’ve all done for me is… indescribable. It’s unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable… Even when you split it seven ways.
Annie Edison dancing (requested by anon)
Favorite Characters: Jeff Winger (Community)
↳ “I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong. I’m just a guy that doesn’t like taking tests, doing work, or getting yelled at. So if you think about it, that makes me the sanest person here.”