064) Mangoes are gross 

They’re too sweet and gross and weird 

when I was little my dad would cut up a mango for us in a way so that he could push on the back and little shapes would pop out and I used to eat mangoes just so I could bite off the squares or circles because they were so cool looking

but it was really really gross to eat and then I would get mango juice all over my face and it was sticky and gross

also one time we found worms in one and it was absolutely disgusting

063) I can fit an entire hard boiled egg into my mouth 

Like, without crushing it or anything

and I am able to then close my mouth

062) To me, the most attractive trait in the world is if you have the ability to make me laugh 

I have had a crush on every single guy that has ever really been able to make me laugh on a regular basis

I have always wanted to be friends with the girls who could do the same

I spend hours listening to comedians and finding new stand-up bits to watch

If you can make me laugh, I’m so yours

061) I used to be terrified of getting locked in a public institution over night 

Like a museum or a school or a public pool or a gym or whatever

060) When I was little I used to use the Role Playing board on neopets to find people to cybersex with 

I literally had no idea about sex

I didn’t know about any of it

I didn’t know what boners were

or that sex required repeated thrusts (I thought the guy just sort of sat inside the girl for a while)

Also, my dad found out about it

I had completely blocked all this out of my memory until this evening

059) My first sex dream was of me and Vladimir Lenin  

Stop judging me

I always thought he was kind of hot, ok?

Like, I know he was a horrible dictator, but, I can’t control my dreams!

SERIOUSLY, I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME THROUGH THE INTERNET

058) I officially have my second star on my SCUBA liscene 

057) The only Twilight Saga movie I’ve seen is the first one 

And I’m proud of it

Never going to see the rest of those shitty movies

056) I MIGHT have cancer 

Don’t freak out, I probably don’t, and if I do it’s skin cancer that’s very treatable and I’m completely not worried about it.

I have these three birthmarks on my back which abnormal, according to dermatologists, and we’re watching them to make sure that they’re not cancer nor develop into cancer.

But, if they do turn out to be cancerous, we’ll just have surgery to remove them, and we’ll basically be done with it, which is why I’m completely not worried about it.

055) I have man-shoulders 

They’re really broad. I really hate them. I look bad in tank tops because of them.

054) I put too much sugar in my tea 

Like way too much sugar, like 4 teaspoons

053) I really don’t like honey  

It tastes weird and bad

052) I think boobs are awesome 

I’m not really attracted to them, but they’re just really really cool

Like, they’re round and bouncy and cool to look at

I mostly notice that everyone’s boobs are bigger than mine :(

But, yeah, boobs are pretty fucking amazing

051) I really like palindromes 

In case that wasn’t obvious

050) I still sleep with my blankey and my Bobby Jack doll